奇异恐惧

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
There was a hedgehog
Whose name, was Brian
Brian lived in a cave deep in the forest
A dark and terrible place called weird wild wood
After dark, the forest would echo with howls and screams
And sometimes it seemed to Brian as if even the moon conspired against him
But the more afraid Brian became, the angrier he got
Until one night, frightened out of his wits
He turned himself into a terrifying monster
He put on weight, painted his face, and started insisted on being addressed as Balthazar the Berserker
But then a strange thing happed
Brian received an unexpected visitor
“Come any closer I’ll scratch your eyes out.” He snarled angrily at the flickering eyes in the trees
“Brian?” Whispered a voice, “Is that really you?”
“Who the fuck are you calling Brian?” Said Brian, as menacingly as he could manage
“Why, Brian, it is you.”
It was Harold, his brother, last seen by the road, walking with mother a long time ago. He said, “I’m so happy I found you, Brian, old chap. I’ve been terribly lonely and fancied a chat.”
But Brian had crossed that road and never looked back.
He’d erased the memory and his soul was now black.
“Harold, mate. I hate to be blunt. But look into the mirror, you prickly idiot. You are a worthless, pathetic, sniveling fool. I’d rather spend time with worms in my stool.”
With that he chased him into the trees and over the dells, screaming, “I’ll eat you for supper or meet you in hell.”
But fate intervened and Brian got lost.
And to make matters worse, there was a treacherous fog.
“Hello.” he cried. “Is anyone there?”
But no one replied, and Brian got scared.
And that’s when he saw he wasn’t alone.
A small, crumpled body was lying in the road.
( A truck suddenly came in the road, Harold jumped out and saved Brian. )
“Why didn’t you leave me?” said Brian. “And just let me die.”
“You are my brother,” said Harold. “How on earth could I?”
And that’s when they heard the pitiful cries, of a very small hedgehog whose mother just died.
And suddenly Brian just started to blub
He picked up the babe and gave it a hug, “This little thing, you know, reminds me of us. Left all alone when Mum caught that bus.”
“The spell has been broken,” said Harold. “It’s time to break free. You are not really a monster. You are a hedgehog, like me.”



It’s symbolic. You see, they discovered their true selves. They started again where they left off before the trauma of losing their mum.
I tell you, that was my life, right there in that cave. I’m not a monster, am I?
No, you just need some help.
You are like me, we are just like the brothers.



So Harold and his long-lost brother Brian, lived happily afterwards in the old hedgerow beside the churchyard.
And remember, no matter how dark and scary those woods may seem, there’s always a way across the road for a hedgehog brave enough to cross it.

Thank you.

前半部就是西蒙饰演的死大叔一直不停地幻想着各种被追杀的桥段，不过实在是没有太多创意，搞来搞去就是自己被自己整了个不亦乐乎。。

到了后半段他出去找洗衣店后，剧情的发展才有了真正的看头，有交代了西蒙会出现这种恐惧幻觉的部分原因。

话说。。。洗衣店里遇到的印度MM。。真的看着还蛮像MJ的，哈哈。。。

本质上就是看着好像阴森恐怖惊悚片的小清新片，若是没事看看打发时间还是不错的。

PS，西蒙的出版商大妈看着好有气势。。。。

制作精良的英国小品喜剧，小构架装填多样精彩，完全对口味。本片继承了该类型一贯的精致制作、幽默讽刺和极客风情，又能独创性地从成人的角度将儿童文学和精神分析学融合起来，在主题上，立意高出《野兽家园》；在类型上，内涵又高出很多同类影片。而且，本片在结构处理上不墨守成规，有机混搭：独角、心理、奇幻……类型糅合得心应手；漫画、剪纸、布偶……CULT手法信手拈来，让人乐在其中。再者，本片最令人印象深刻之处，在其情节构想之完满又妙点如连珠；过渡接洽之流畅又让人沉醉其中；高潮笑点之迭起又不失其品味涵养，深得赖特和吉列姆之列之精髓，而且多处镜头处理和调度亮点独具，让人过目不忘，可见绝非粗鄙模仿，而是特色鲜明，辨识度甚高，作为处女作，这可谓是旗开得胜、十分成功的。最后要说的是，片尾遇见Harvey Humphries出版商处略微处理不当，同剧情发展相矛盾，尚可改进，权当本片一点瑕疵罢。

       放假以来一直很懈怠，看过的电影和书都没写下记录，再捡起来首先想到的就是这出了。真神奇，并不是什么大片也不是什么非常出名口碑极佳意味深长的东西，只是个超超小成本的笑片。这说明我对这部片印象有多深，想起来我真的很喜欢这部片呢！

    说起来本来是冲着瘦瘦SimonPegg的笑片去看的，看过ShaunTheDeath和HotFuss之后很喜欢他，加上本人生性空虚缺笑片，本来只是想娱乐娱乐呗。。。但是娱乐着娱乐着突然就被下半部治愈了。
    电影就好像英剧的节奏一样，前松后紧，前面几乎在胡搅蛮缠不知所云，突然就出现一个转折点，然后事情突然变得全都堆在一起，把你揪得不知所措。再看到电影的最最后，才发现，还有些些（大大的？）悬疑，解开缘由的同时，有无端端治愈你一把。
    
    "release your fear"治愈你的东西就是有关勇气的东西，所以我感觉应该很容易有所共鸣吧。
    常常大声尖叫的主人公和傻乎乎的绑架犯都被编进bagger儿童故事里，两个人有不同的痛苦经历，但是却在同一时间面对了自己的恐惧，这是最治愈我的地方。
    儿童故事什么的真的太美好了！形象可爱，故事到结尾会让人有一种"awwww~"的感叹.....(就是，呀~太美好了)
       说到底我就是容易被温暖又美好的东西感动而已╮(╯▽╰)╭

       还有其实说前半部分在胡搅蛮缠实际上也不是的，真的娱乐到我了！！虽然说一开始看真的不知道这人在干嘛，怎么会这样子。但是看Simon整天右手不能离开一把刀，一步跳过走廊从房间去到厕所，或者是洗衣服然后烧掉自己一边头发，最经典的哇哇尖叫等等等各种超级囧的状态都是很很很好笑超级萌的\(≧▽≦)/

       这是一部很可爱的电影！！！感叹为什么唱歌的首导可以做得那么好.....

       另外，看完正片后我才看的预告片，感觉预告片真的剪得太太太好了，剪出了搞笑傻逼的几段，表现瘦瘦那pjama和小内内，音乐很温暖，淋漓尽致表现电影的神奇的感觉，如果我先看的预告片可能会有超过得预期吧

這是典型噠英倫小眾電影...
神經兮兮加上風格多變...
最讓我意外噠是Simon...
經常出現在喜劇電影噠他這次獨挑大樑。
大量大量噠內心獨白都祗能通過表情和眼神來體現。
就沖著一點都有暸給這部電影五顆星噠理由。
故事整體沒甚麼特別。
但這種結合驚悚搞笑童話布偶為一體噠影片到眞是獨一份兒。
五分兒推薦。

讲恐惧的故事，十分之贴合电影题目。
用个很荒诞既喜剧故事来讲1个很深刻的东西——荣格和佛洛依德的融合咁上下，恐惧的来源和表现咯。个故事真系超级荒诞，系个种会令人很无语的希腊式喜剧...
一个写开童话故事既作家转型写连环杀人故事，结果太进入状态，比自己创造出来的作品吓到癫癫地生活不正常，然后稳左个很不靠谱既治疗师，佢决定面对佢既恐惧就走去洗衣店（呢个洗衣店系佢恐惧既投射物），咁好彩遇到了1个睇佢既小说既忠实变态fans，呢个fans梦想成为连环杀手，于是咁桥顺手绑架左呢个作家同个路人甲，一轮争斗或者恐吓之后，结果两个人最后发现自己都系被抛弃既小孩子（路人甲一直很尽职地扮演路人甲，并且时不时推动剧情发展）。因为佛洛依德有个理论话孩子的母亲等于佢既生命嘛，母亲离开了孩子孩子就没了时间的观念，所以被抛弃了的孩子往后只能是体验死亡。所以就恐惧，恐惧然后愤怒， 然后想做杀手咁咯...然后个作家现场作左个童话故事感化左个未遂既杀手放左佢同一个无辜被捉既路人甲。

anyway开头营造个种英式仲要系旧时既恐怖片既氛围都几加分既。把恐惧拍得如此具有喜感...